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Tourism: Lithuania VS Australia (FAIL)

Lietuva vs Australija

Lietuva vs Australija

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Jeigu norėtumėte sužinoti apie Australiją. Na apie šalį, norėtumėte čia pakeliauti, pamatyti kengūras ir t.t. ir panašiai. Kaip ieškotumėte šios šalies? Eitumėte į Google? Įvestumėte Australija arba Australia. Na pabandykite pabandykite… Taip rodo wikipedia ir… australia.com.  Gražu. SEXY!

Būdamas turistu, kaip ieškotumėte informacijos apie Lietuvą? Tam, kad lengviau būtų mąstyti paimkime idealią situaciją. Va aš, senas Australas. Man jau 50 metų, sėdžiu aš savo milijoniniame name ir man nuobodu. Pinigai drąsko kišenes ir noriu pakeliauti. Mąstau:

“Anglija? Buvau ten dešimt kartų. Be to, ir taip mus iš ten išvarė. USA, Fcuk,nieko naujo. Afrika. Ai… Pala pala, kokia ten šalis mūsų Australijos krepšinio komandą nugalėjo mažajame finale. Li-thu-a-nia. Oh yes, baby, noriu pamatyti tą Li-thu-a-nia!”.

Na gerai einame pagooooglinsim. Įvedame Lithuania ir ką gi mes matome? Wikipedia rašo apie mus. Apie ką jie nerašo? Perskaitom. Toliau norėtūsi pamatyti šalies svetainę, einame į www.lithuania.com. WTF? O kur tos šalies reprezentacinė svetainė? Šalis labai neturtinga. Neturi pinigų susikurti gražią svetainę. Och, čia kažkokios tourism.lt ir travel.lt. Pirmoji nors ir su anglišku pavadinimu, bet nei vieno angliško žodžio, o antroji… Thanks God. Found it. Kažkokia šaraškino turizmo kontora rašo apie Li-thu-a-nia.  O pati Lietuva to daryti negali?

Žodžiu - didelis FAIL. Apie kokią reklamą ir milijonus reklamai galime kalbėti, kai tinklapio normalaus net nėra. Lithuania reklaminis tinklapis užsieniečiui www.Lietuva.lt?! Čia tas pats kas Kinija savo pavadinimo reikalautų hieroglifais.

That’s ok, australas galvoja… Doesn’t matter, Let’s do it anyway. Ir tada pradeda ieškoti lėktuvo bilieto…

Tuk Tuk Australija

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    Labai gera situacija sugalvojai. Na, o tinklapis tai tikrai FAIL…

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    Pas australus su internetu sunkiau, nei LT ;-) Tai kas ten žino, ar pensinyks australs eitų į guglą.

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